Top 10 funniest one-liners
Sunday August 16th, 2009. 09:52 AM. [Funny, Quotes]. 3 Comments.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
Top 10 of TOP 100 funniest one-liners
3 Comments
Bettyoops on Thursday October 28th, 2010. 03:59 AM
When I were In Finland, I bought 2 of those funny signs because I found them very very realistic and so much funny. But what a pity we can’t buy some of them by internet!! The shop has any site and I can’t find the funny signs anywhere else in France!!!
If somebody from Finland/Helsinki has some contact with the shop …thanks for your help!
Betty
Corbacho on Friday October 29th, 2010. 01:30 AM
Hi Bettyoops, I think you were talking about this signs:
http://www.corbacho.info/finlandia/2010/03/letreros-graciosos-funny-signs-helsinki/
This is the webpage of their shop http://www.dayshop.fi/ I don’t know how much they cost, or if they are still available.
Corbacho en Finlandia » Funny signs on Saturday March 27th, 2010. 04:38 AM
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